I just noticed for the first time that Wilma's heart medicine comes with a few warnings.
OK - a dog can get dizzy. And she is a female, albeit spayed, so the pharmacist could assume she might be a pregnant bulldog. But really? Does "Wilma DOG Jackson" need a warning that her "Medication may impair [her] ability to drive or operate machinery. USE CARE WHILE DRIVING?"
Wilma, I think it's safe to say that your driving days are over.